They met at college and took walks together Someone who'd stand up to her parents for the first time ever And they're opinion don't matter 'cause she loves him so She's saying happy birthday justin - this is how it goes Justin, woah, he's so old But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold Justin, woah, he's turning 43 Get this man a cake flavored slushie He loves mountain dew and gives the warmest hugs Can't forget purple minivans and slugbugs Asking about the big book makes him old all right Strangely he's okay with that - there was a firefight! Justin, woah, he's so old But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold Justin, woah, he's turning 64 But he'll still let her ride on his back like a dinosaur He smells like pancakes because of his job And did we mention that kitty loves bob? Now it's time for beans and weenies Or maybe beans and weenies and hotdogs... Bingo! Justin, woah, he's so old But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold Justin, woah, we swear he's not a perv Just a guy with a beard who gets manicures Justin, woah, he's so old But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold Justin, woah, he's turning ninety thou So let's get an ice cream for him right now