It's time to dress up/
Got kids saying that i'm the best up/
Show up at the party/ no costume/ better step up/
I'm two doors ahead of you/ better catch up/
To my crunk juice gorilla mask/ get messed up/
Yo i'm coming from the streets/
That's where we trick-or-treat/
Stuffing pillow cases with candy to eat/
So if you're not yet ready for the sugar and the sweets/
You better get your scissors and cut two holes into a sheet/
Say boo/ boo!/
I'm coming through/
With wizards and witches who wanna make a wicked brew/
And goblins with goblets, throwing down the gauntlet/
Batman and robin/ hobbits/ mary poppins/
Maybe a farmer/ plaid shirt and denim jeans/
Santa claus/ what/ a human centipede/
Sea anemone/ insurance lady/
A duck/ a giant baby/
Ghosts and demons/ fairies and angels/
The kfc double-down/ a double rainbow/
Robin or little red riding hood/
A combination of those two might be good/
Nudist on strike/ bhuddist on a bike/
April o'niel with a news report mic/
Unicorn secretary/ zombie veterinarian/
Corpses dead and buried up in the cemetery/
Come alive and wander in their graveyard dress/
Usually want brains/ tonight it's pez/
Coffee crisp/ kit kat/ twix and snickers/
Bag's out of room/ gotta stick them in your knickers/
It's halloween, i'm gonna trick or treat
It's halloween, i'm gonna dress so sweet
It's halloween, i'm gonna run these streets
It's halloween, it's halloween
What are you gonna give out this year?
I've got valentine's hearts for the princess at the ballroom/
Candy corn if you're in a horse costume/
To the cowboys/ jolly ranchers/
I make chocolate mousse for the kid with antlers/
Ring pops if you're gonna dress like pharaoh/
Astronaut costume? i'm a give you aero/
Swine flu guy gets bacon strips/
And for the robot/ a bag of really small chips/
Get it? it's a joke... about microchips
I guess it might just go over your head
Unless YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A NERD
Guess who's back?
Ayo man your costume's weak/
I couldn't give you props unless you dressed up like a geek/
Get a retainer/ better yet/ braces/
Rock that head gear on a daily basis/
Pocket protector/ tape on my glasses/
Science fair? yo i got free passes/
But tonight/ nothing's how it seems/
October thirty first/ this is halloween/
It's halloween, i'm gonna trick or treat
It's halloween, i'm gonna dress so sweet
It's halloween, i'm gonna run these streets
It's halloween, it's halloween
All my pirates say ho/ ho/
(Uhhhh technically it should be "yo ho")
All my zombies say uhh/ uhh... brains/
All my werewolves say awoo/ awoo/
Now everybody say it's halloween/
It's halloween, i'm gonna trick or treat
It's halloween, i'm gonna dress so sweet
It's halloween, i'm gonna run these streets
It's halloween, it's halloween