When you're walking in the woods it's a dangerous enviroment. When evil deer come you can try and hie, you can try and sprint. But it's no use, cuz they'll come up to your face and they'll take a bite. Lucky for you some science thing combined a wolf with a beam of light! It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) Defender of the Tender Tundra! It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) Putting evil 6 feet under! It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) He's made of light, but he's also a wolf. It's Lightwolf, Lightwolf. He's gonna save the day. He has the power to refreeze the ice caps when they start to thaw. Defeating bad guys with his sidekick Dakota Tenderpaw. They have a spaceship that looks like a unicorn made of knives. They never take showers cuz they're way too busy saving lives. It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) Defender of the Tender Tundra! It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) Putting evil 6 feet under! It's Lightwolf! (Yeeeeeeah!) He only weighs like 20 pounds. It's Lightwolf, Lightwolf. He's gonna save the day.