Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Snowmen, snow, ski
Squeezin' down chimneys
Santa's thiccc, three Cs
Ice Skates, cold mist
Mistletoe, get kissed
No mask? Naughty List
Whoville, who dis?
Rum-pa-pum-pum, get an ugly sweater
Sugar plum, plum, this is Yuletide weather
All the reindeer and the sleigh is loaded
All I want for Christmas is a cure for COVID
Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (prance)
I don't sled, I slay (slay)
I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop 'til Christmas Day (okay)
And then I trim the tree (yep)
It's the three wise men for me (that's right)
Home Alone is on TV (vee)
So I might let you see (what you gonna let them see?)
My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees (aah!)
My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Saint Nick, coat puffed
Mrs. Claus, skirt fluffed
Singin' carols, hands muffed
Milk, cookies, I'm stuffed
Lights up, let's cruise
Card maxed, mom's booze
Teddy bear, it's huge
Trump is the new scrooge
Fa-la-la-la, go be gay and merry
Get that eggnog, gingerbread, cranberry
Ratty rat king and a dewdrop fairy
Alexa, play Mariah Carey
Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
Ooh girl, I don't dance, I prance (prance)
I don't sled, I slay (slay)
I don't stop, I shop, shop, shop 'til Christmas Day (okay)
And then I trim the tree (yep)
It's the yule log for me (that's right)
Charlie Brown is on TV (vee)
So I might let you see (what you gonna let them see?)
My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees (aah!)
My bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Bells, bows, gifts, trees
Alright, Christmas queens
Y'all know what time it is, come on
Hang up all of your decor
Hang up all of your decor
Now I want you to get your tinsel
Get your stockings, get your lights, get your wreaths
'Cause I don't want to see you dance
I want to see you prance, come on
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Shop for me, shop for me, shop
Tongue pop for me, pop for me
Tongue pop for me, pop for me
Tongue pop for me, pop for me
Tongue pop for me, pop for me
Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr
"Brr" for me, "brr" for me (woo)
Say "brr" for me, "brr" for me, brr (it's cold)
"Brr" for me, "brr" for me
Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrrh
Myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrrh
Give myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrrh
Myrrh for me, myrrh for me, myrrh (come on, nativity!)
Now snow for me, snow, for me, snow
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (woo!)
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (haha)
Snow for me, snow for me, snow (I know you better kick!)
Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho
Ho for me, ho for me, ho
Ho-ho-ho for me, ho for me, ho (ho-ho-ho)
Ho for me, ho for me, ho (Merry Christmas!)
Now wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap, wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Wrap for me, wrap for me, wrap
Now clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap
Clap for me, clap for me, clap (oh, let's go!)
Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt
Butt for me, butt for me, butt
Shake your butt for me, butt for me, butt
Butt for me, butt for me, butt
Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Crack nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
Nuts for me, nuts for me, nuts
That's all
Hahahahaha