Stripper in a public bar Waving a jar Hope she doesn't go too far Saving up for a car Hope you're gonna like the show Because if no one wants to know She'll have to do it all again There must be more to this life Than dreaming scheming and money There must be more to this life Mystical mother arabesque Vicar in a public bar Waving his jar Trying to forget the choir In a public bar He's wandered in to have his beer And seen the stripper in the mirror And now he's counting up to ten