You and I disagree If xylophone starts with Z But I do so kindly While turning eyes so blindly You know I won't admit Pluto isn't a planet But tell me why, oh, why Not seeing eye-to-eye on Every anything does not mean You can call me any and everything in between Not like I could have planned it Rather than stand up, you stand it Maybe it's how you sweat Not what that erases duets So much more than a bother You more than look like your father But you can't tie your tie Or tell me why, oh, why Oh, tell me why, oh, why? You can't tell me why, oh, why