Ten Cents Short

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Ten million years ago refugees from the planet Vorgon landed on the abandon rock planet we call Earth with the sole purpose of hiding their sacred texts and recordings of the greatest music ever written. Upon their arrival they were faced with extreme pressure to hide the texts and gtfo before their supreme leader Lord Boononooco traced and followed them to the rock planet. Their mission was successful however the refugees were never heard from again. Some say that they escaped into the far depths of the universe to safety, others say they were sucked into our sun as soon as they left earth and died a brutal death. Now this was ten million years ago and the Vorgon race has been dead for centuries so none of this shit really matters. But in the year 2014, 4 young men were vacationing up in the white mountains of New Hampshire when one of the men tripped over what they thought was a rock...it was a rock, but underneath said rock was the ten million year old capsule which contained the secret texts and recordings of the Vorgon race. Now mind you these dudes had no idea wtf they had, they just thought it would be easier to use these texts and recordings to write a few albums, so they just went with it. And where does the name come from you ask? Well the dudes tried to buy a pizza that was definitely advertised as $12.00, and they all only had 4 dollars each, but when they went to pick it up the restaurant added a .10¢ tax which left the boys to be ten cents short....damn taxes.