She gave it to you something bad Arose above suspicion You caved in to the T.V. ad You should have asked permission She's baby hard-to-be-around I'll tell you all about her She'll make you hate the life that you are living without her She goes as deep as Jacques Cousteau It's you that's getting phony She doesn't crawl and say hello She's not your little pony She's baby hard-to-be-around I'll tell you all about her She'll make you hate the life that you are living without her You don't know the family secret All comes out at midnight Think you'll be the first to shake it You'll be in bed by ten (Think again) You don't know what you're crying for I'll tell you where it's going She's baby hard-to-be-around And baby it's showing