Touch me when you're everybody's friend You work your cheekbones Look like it's the end 'What people throw up is heaven sent' That's what you say It's how you pay the rent When you're everybody's friend Everybody's friend Saw you standing with a white crow And a pretty woman who's not afraid to show Came with a hit from a hand all flat When you're everybody's friend Everybody's friend Things won't get cheaper Oh no no no And I hope this won't offend But you still need to Respect the reaper But you're everybody's friend Everybody's friend Everybody's friend When you're everybody's friend