Oh, Lazy Susan
Don't you wish you had a job to do?
Don't you worry about yourself?
So, Lazy Susan
Eating chocolate in the afternoon
Don't you worry about your health?
Well, you're married to Mr Right
But he's never in on a Saturday night
They say that's what you get
When you're with a policeman, love
He's been sweeping it under rugs
And collecting backhanders from
Doormen in clubs
He said he never forgets a face
But he's blind to you
And Susie knows just what to do...
Susie's father was a constable too
Oh, Lazy Susan
So accustomed to a holiday
Don't you blow that whistle now
So, Lazy Susan
What will the neighbours say?
If you break your wedding vow
They're gonna notice your change in luck
You tell them you backed a winner
At the Cheltenham Cup
I heard that witness protection's not
What it used to be
Well, you traded in your trust
And your second-best Audi is gathering dust
You've got a card that'll get you
Out of jail for free...
And Susie knows just who to see...
There's a launderette for dirty money!
I hope you get away with all your plans
And maybe end up somewhere
In the South of France
Sipping rosé with your Riviera Man
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all!
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all!
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all!
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all!