A caretaker collects the fragments of broken hearts For the lost property of vicars and tarts There's something leaking in the workings of his brain But something cynical remains A debutant goes out in the world to learn A bachelor to have, to hold and obey is her only concern But in the back of her mind, a delicate refrain: something cynical remains You close your eyes and count to ten and then you see someone is sleeping Open your mouth and count to five and you are still alive This roller-coaster rides in two straight lines, the beauty and the beast Which one are you tonight? Here at the bottom and the top this moving circus never stops To say what's wrong or right The train conductor hopes he'll finish soon To lead his orchestra to the murderous light of a silvery moon And he hears no one in the gallery complain No one ever asked his name You close your eyes and count to ten, again, you see someone is sleeping Open your mouth and count to five and you are still alive This roller-coaster rides in two straight lines, the beauty and the beast Which one are you tonight? Here at the bottom and the top this moving circus never stops To say what's wrong or right A lady runs across the station hall Catches the silky stare of a gentlemen who is no good at all The sliding doors collide, her carriage pulls away But something cynical remains Something cynical remains