That planet is a scary place Heffalumps and humans they await To break your spine and face, laugh as you fall Captain, what should we do? Two billion fathoms into space Little men plot courses from their base Keeping secret what they do (covert mission) An interstellar rendezvous with a stone Gliding that sleeps in the void An innocuous body of an asteroid The stone has no plan to seek and destroy But they're gonna weaponize it, strap on rockets Change its course and watch it collide That planet's gonna get what's coming Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they treat each other, all in the name of love Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they cheat each other, all in the name of love You know I almost had some pity, savage, their brains are too small But if they'd been more like us peaceful beings We wouldn't have had to kill them all Lie down, admire a heavenly body Virgo, she glistens from a crescent motel lamp In the breezeway, a foreign vibration Orion approaches with a gun and a simple plan Gravitational love Brings illegal intrigue through a heart with fatigue The stone in the chamber knows not what it does But it carries the burden of jealousy The portal opens, a flash from yonder lights the figure of Virgo Her lover's grey matter all over the floor Both stones impact and they bore through the cores That planet really got what's coming Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they treat each other, all in the name of love Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they cheat each other, all in the name of love You know I almost had some pity, savage, their brains are too small But if they'd been more like us peaceful beings We wouldn't have had to kill them all We're just aliens, and we like to play with laser beams We're just aliens, and we like to feel supreme Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they treat each other, all in the name of love Well they deserve it so I don't even care at all Look how they cheat each other, all in the name of love You know I almost had some pity, savage, their brains are too small But if they'd been more like us peaceful beings We wouldn't have had to kill them all