Good afternoon ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain.
Ricky Ricardo.
Hey Lucy.
I'm home.
Where you been?
Oh, I know.
Hey Lucy.
I'm home.
You been conga dancing?
Well me too.
Now you got some splaininnnnnnng.
To do.
This ain't about me, It's about you.
Everything you sayin' ain't true.
I never trust a B in apartment twenty-three,
Cause she's fucking the dude in twenty-two.
Got hands all in her gato.
Hot sauce in her taco.
Turned her face to Picasso.
Hey, this is rittatto.
Boom.
Baby, I went Ricky Ricarco.
But you be loosey goosey,
When you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.
See that girl like va-va-va-vavoom.
Show a naked ass like uh-ba-baboon.
Watch me do my wapabaloo.
Early in the morning get the cock-a-doodle-doo.
They call me the captain.
Two girls, four tittie bouncin'.
So proud of my Johnson.
That's Johnson, Johnson, and Johnson.
I don't fuck with no socks.
Cold feet, I'm gown stop.
Get up off of those sheets.
Unless you doin' my laundry.
I am the white Tyrese.
Sweet lady come talk to me.
But please don't try and seduce me.
Cause girl, I really love Lucy.
Oh Baby, I went Ricky Ricarco.
But you be loosey goosey,
When you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
Cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.
Kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee
Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.
Ricky Ricardo.
Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.
Ricky Ricardo.
Loosey Goosey!
Hey I admit, I went a little bit too Ricky Ricardo, didn't I mamasita?
Cause you are my flower.
I know.