Hey y'all! If walls could talk then I'm sure you'd hear A lot of things that would make you cry my dear Now ain't you glad, ha! Oh, ain't you glad That walls don't talk I tell you they never talk Listen! If doors could tell, who turned the knob When he's away, away on his job Now ain't you glad I know you oughta be glad That doors don't talk They never talk Oh! If cars could say, who's been inside And who's been taken, been taken for a ride! Now ain't you glad I know you oughta be glad That cars don't talk Oh no they don't talk Come on now! Yeah! Prove it! Here's the part I like Hah! Come on! That's alright Listen! If shoes could tell, where they've been When you claim that you were visiting a friend Now ain't you glad I know you oughta be glad That shoes don't talk Oh they never talk Sing this! In a world of trouble we'd be If things ever told on me My love life would be through 'Cause I'm guilty, how 'bout you! Listen! If things ever talked that way Ain't no telling what they might say So ain't you glad Everybody oughta be glad That things don't talk I tell you that they don't talk 'Cause I'm so glad Things don't talk Because if they did I believe we'd all be in a big world of trouble baby, ow! Things don't talk! And they never talk Can do whatcha wanna As long as...