What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer Mama bought me an ugly sweater Daddy's toys were not much better What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Cousin Jane is crazy with neurosis She made me kiss her with her halitosis And Jenny made a fruit cake that was crap It was so bad I threw up in her lap What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer Mama bought me an ugly sweater Daddy's toys were not much better What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Uncle Jimmy didn't stop his eating Even with his wife's constant pleading The room began to clear out really fast We all got nauseous when he passed some gas What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer Mama bought me an ugly sweater Daddy's toys were not much better What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Just when I thought that things could not get worse Then came that awful sound, that final curse We had to call 911, what a sight Santa got stuck in the chimney Christmas night I gingerly went walking down the hall When suddenly I slipped and took a fall I heard this dreadful, loud barking sound The dog had left some doo-doo on the ground What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer Mama bought me an ugly sweater Daddy's toys were not much better What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year