I'm about to call the doctor, maybe even Dr Phil I've been drinking way too much and I'm taking way too many pills I've tried to cleanse myself but the pain don't wash away She's just a body and a smile and she just wants to play Lord, she just wants to play She's always fooling around (she just wants to play) She got me down on the ground Just like a dog in the pound Now, she just wants to play Throwing me every bone (she just wants to play) She keeps running away, telling me to stay She just wants to play Every time I see her, I can't help but wag my tail Lord, I will bite and fight, take on every martyr to the nail Now, she's my Mona Lisa, she will be my judgement day I want that body and that smile but she just wants to play, all day She just wants to play She's always fooling around (she just wants to play) She got me down on the ground Just like a dog in the pound Now, she just wants to play Throwing me every bone (she just wants to play) She keeps running away, telling me to stay She just wants to play All I really want is a moment to lick her All that you keep doing is just making me sicker, hey Zu-dubidudu-ai She just wants to play She's always fooling around She got me down on the ground Just like a dog in the pound Now, she just wants to play Throwing me every bone (she just wants to play) Now, she keeps running away, telling me to stay She just wants to play