Every time I'm depressed I get a little obsessed
With the line in that song you never sing
And you probably know I go to every show
In the hopes that your mic stand murders me
Do you want to save me from the void?
Do you want to save me from the void?
Don't be a pervert throw me in the trunk
Serenade my tacos I'm so fucking drunk
Swear I'm not a sellout let's stay up all night
If we cross the border I'll be yours for life
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!
And when you're all sold out it's like a gun in the mouth
Cause I can't bear to share any part of you
Break down the back of the bar, load in the back of the car
Even though you never ask me to
How are you immune to celluloid?
How are you immune to celluloid?
I'm the worst man I'm a dilettante
Whenever I'm around you try being nonchalant
Let me do a cover I want to make you proud
If we track together we'll be like girls aloud
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!
I'm a known imposter in the best disguise you've ever seen
I'm a tragic groupie whore for the southern baptist scene
Don't be a pervert throw me in the trunk
Serenade my tacos I'm so fucking drunk
Swear I'm not a sellout let's stay up all night
If we cross the border I'll be yours for life
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!
Groupie!