My bloody Mary had arrived and so I bent into the pain He can't believe all the distortions I put my body in Like an acrobat and banshee decided to inhabit The same fleshy husk and it's my job to stand it A fly with a vengeance kept landing like a dancer He must have had a grudge for some dead ancestor I smashed last summer in a fit of rage I don't like little things touching my face Just on a bush like the ladies you see in French museums Taxidermied humans you really ought to see 'em Full of stuffing and potatoes, they're really good at pointing At righteous apparitions ripe for anointing Someone hit a high note and it pushed up all my hairs And I love me some earrings but I'm doomed to have no pairs We were hot for a minute like two boiled eggs And at times I want to crush the ceiling in between my legs I'm in a mood I'm in a mood I'm in a mood Til you flatten out the body beneath the dirt lying in the tub Til you can't stop the penny smell no matter how you scrub It thaws out all your fur until you're feelin silky smooth I'm in a mood I'm in a mood