I dreamed I was a great crustacean Ruler of the seafood nation A DJ on the sonar station And then I woke up To a crab surprise To a crab surprise Well I was scurrying along the murky surface They caged me up and it made me nervous In San Francisco I'll find my purpose Oh no, I never told my dad I loved him You know I love him Well they dropped me in the boiling pot And then they steamed me up and they got me hot And then they cracked me open I'm wild, I'm caught Where were you? For the crab surprise For the crab surprise Well they dipped me in the melted butter And they served me up with chives and mustard And then they threw my shells into the gutter And now, I'm dead I'm the crab surprise I'm the carb surprise I'm the crab surprise ahhh The crab surprise ahhh Crab surprise ahhh I'm the crab surprise