I'm happy, I'm sappy, Head in the clouds all the time like it's My birthday every day, So why do you act like smiling's a crime? You can't see the sunshine, You're in the dark making everyone blind. Don't hate me, just tell me: Why do you have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady, Why do you have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady, Why do you have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady, Why do you have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady, Why? I miss you, I want you In my arms all the time, boy you're So pretty, but I'm sitting By the telephone biding my time Till you call me, but I'm nervous. Call you a name, I'm making you cry. I'm sorry, so sorry. Why do I have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady? Why do I have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady? Why do I have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady? Why do I have to be such a Mean lady? Mean lady? Why?