Well, here comes Jumbo with the phone in his hand Bet it's been a while since he's seen a strong man Grown up strong on the fad of the land of the free Sure, I guess he got off to a hell of a start With his grandpa's money and his daddy's heart But you oughta know Privilege is a hard thing to beat You know? ♪ Woah Here comes Jumbo with the knife and a tan And an elephants tail for his instagram Growing up brave on the fad of the land of the free See the twinkle in his eye like a torch in the dark On a quarter proof stroll through the city park Whistling to you pure breads Gonna bark at my theme song Goes a little like Here comes Jumbo American as gone boy Skin white as new corn liquor Hair black as my lasso, [?] He ain't dumb, no You will eat his thumbs, boy Get yourselves off capital hill 'Cause we've just about had our fill Of your plain cooked lawn, boy Well, anyone can tell
That good old Jumbo Was only tryna help (only trying to help) Go on, help us out with one, Jumbo ♪ Here comes Jumbo American as gone boy Washed in the blood of the little man Singing 'fe fi fo fum' Till his kingdom come so You will lead us to [?] Buck yourselves off capital hill 'Cause we've just about had our fill Wondering what his [?] When there's all these unadopted kids Ready to swim across the bearing sea To feast on the fad of the lad of the free They're twiddling their thumbs though We all play Columbo With poor old Jumbo