I don't want to introduce you to my friends, 'cause I think they'll get the wrong idea. You're so fetching in that dress - They'll think we have messed around And though I'll tell them otherwise, I was gone all night with you. What most people do will be running through their heads. They don't need to see that I met a pretty girl last night. I'm 19, and I've kissed 2 girls that's all. You're 16, and you're one... Is that against the law? I never thought that it would come to this. My reputation will be missed By all the dads who introduce me to their girls saying "I have got a great idea! You're so different from most guys." Now that's just a wishful like, because I'm not different anymore- A revolving door you came through. And though you're first - even if you're last - it won't change That I'm not me, 'cause I met a pretty girl last night. I guess I have to introduce you to my friends, but I know they'll get the wrong idea.