You've got thirteen wishbones on your kitchen wall You got your Chinese Ginseng tea Got a blue kimono and a D-18 You got me You know I'd like to love you but I don't know how I got these wings down on my feet I just keep on chewing all the sacred cow I can eat That's why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus And I give my pistol a twirl I roll up a load, roll down the road I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl For 25 you get a live nude girl She can wrestle so obscene If you've just got 10 you wrestle polyethylene You know little Beatrice she can break your bone She can shake out all your teeth She's a real good wrestle If your tensions need relief That's why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus And I give my pistol a twirl I roll up a load, roll down the road I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl