She'll probably leave me when she goes off to college She'll find a guy who says she looks better braless Probably named Brian... or... Chad It doesn't really matter I'm still fuckin sad cause I know I smell bad and talk a lot Our first date was a McDonald's Parking Lot I said I loved you first and put you in an awkward spot I'm telling everybody else because they all forgot What happens when you leave this town? We'll figure it out What happens when the time runs out And I'm stuck on the couch? We did pills at the beach The time you stained my seat It never came out It's over when I blink Your name's under my sink In permanent ink Your dad said I'm a pussy and that I dress gay Gaslight my doctor about my chest pain One thing about me- I got nothing to loose Well, other than you Cause I know I smell bad and talk a lot Our last date was a McDonald's Parking Lot I said I loved you there you probabl musta just forgot I hope you find someone who sucks What happens when you leave this town? We'll figure it out What happens when the time runs out And I'm stuck on the couch? We did pills at the beach The time you stained my seat It never came out Its over when I blink Your name's under my sink In permanent ink Hi welcome to McDolo's how can I help you? Uhh would you like that in medium or large And what drink would you like with that? Would you like anything else? Do you want that in small medium or large? Unfortunately the ice cream machine isn't working right now-