Never played one lousy show I'm just your regular John X Doe They've never asked me about Afghanistan I've got a master plan written on the back of my hand Everybody is famous but me I've never been on TV Everybody is famous but me I might as well live up in a tree So tell me what now does it take To get my face between the breaks? Should I kill the president of the US of A? Cuz I want my 15 minutes of fame! ♪ I have no special skills No mansion up in Beverly Hills I just want my 15 minutes of fame So everybody will remember my name