Well, some people like to head to the bars
When life is hitting just a little too hard
Some people like to float out and fish
Some people like to whine and bitch
Well, everybody needs a little head vacation
Everybody's got their vice
I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station
And I'm about to roll up mine
I smoke weed
And I don't give a damn
Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down
Oh, weed
Just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I-
I smoke weed
Well, you could say I found a natural prescription
For an undiagnosed medical condition
If you ain't got your own that's fine
Hell, I'll share mine
'Cause I
Smoke weed
And I don't give a damn
Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down
Oh, weed
Just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I-
I smoke weed
Yeah, I smoke weed
Well, it's legal out in California
And a couple other places too
But 'round here we still gotta buy it
From some real shady dude
Oh, weed
And I don't give a damn
Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down
Oh, weed
Just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I-
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
Hey man, I think the-, I think the police are here man
(I smoke weed)
Hey man, gimme back my lighter, c'mon
I smoke weed
Hey, puff-puff pass
You know the rules
Stop bogartin' that shit
Pass it over here c'mon