Das Monkey is strong and intelligent too He can do anything a person could do Like go into space or get a tattoo Or eat cotton candy or wear tiny shoes Das Monkey can communicate with gestures and signs (Which unfortunately doesn't work with those who are blind) But let's face it you know that it's true Das Monkey should be treated like me or you He's basically your child but with a furry face Yet society insists on putting him in a cage And zapping his body and spraying him with mace Or whatever they do in a vivisection lab No matter what it is, I'm sure it's pretty bad So fuck filling your garden with little plastic gnomes Let's all invite these monkeys into our homes We can end this oppression of our primate friends So mincecore and science can finally make amends!