You got that thick black smoke comin' out of your stack You got a hundred boxcars being pulled in back You're stopping at the stations along the way When you roll on by, you can hear them say You're such a smooth operator Smooth operator You're such a smooth operator headed down the line You got a full head of steam and you're right on time You're such a smooth operator Smooth operator You're a smooth operator and that's a fact 'Cause you're the king of the railroad track You travel along through the countryside Just playin' your song on those railway ties You're headed home and your whistle blows Down at the station everybody knows You're such a smooth operator Smooth operator You're such a smooth operator headed down the line You got a full head if steam and you're right on time You're such a smooth operator Smooth operator You're a smooth operator and that's a fact 'Cause you're the king of the railroad track