They will talk about you on the radio They will write about you in magazines And they'll dissect you for instructional videos For you are what they need They'll still tell you what you are wanting And they will tell you just what you should be But regardless of symmetrical groomings When the full moon's out, when the full moon's out You're a tiger, you're a unicorn You're a tiger, you're a unicorn We're silent, but for footsteps in grass Folktales from far in the past Things out of vogue will be vogue once again And you'll have another fifteen minutes In the meantime, you can just soak it in Big smiles to the cameras and microphones The hum of your invisible powers When it's almost the perfect hour You're a tiger, you're a unicorn You're a tiger, you're a unicorn You're a tiger, you're a unicorn You're a tiger, you're a unicorn