At dawn, the day was ghastly Like a western, but in the east We spent the night training for showdowns And microwaving marshmallow treats And now our adrenaline's rushing And you are my arch-nemesis You're still mad that i copied your hairdo I'm still hoping you won't notice And you pawned off your decoder ring And you wrote it out in invisible ink But your brains are no match for my tractorbeam But your brains are no match for my tractorbeam The surround is encapsulating Theremins they sound twice as big The closed-circuits gonna put on ten pounds But we'll learn to get rid of them Everybody keep on dancing But the code word's inside your head It's delightful just for today And tomorrow we'll go pre-med And you pawned off your decoder ring And you wrote it out in invisible ink But your brains are no match for my tractorbeam But your brains are no match for my tractorbeam