It's a long long way To Californi-ay And the whales that are gray Are telling stories along the way Mama whale's got a lot to do For that warm water rendezvous And even if there is no God She's got a duty to her pod Hey, mama Make a match for me Fourteen maidens and her hands are full Riding herd on the clumsy bulls She's got to make the maidens a match So they can make a whole new batch Mama whale said to me I should ask you to dance I circled you for a time or two And thus began a whale romance In the sunny Mexico waters We spawned a great gray daughter Honey, it's our biological duty To help procreation Let's drag ourselves over to The Roost Before it's too late S...