You fight too many battles on too many fronts
You plan to reach the top to be a massive cult
And love is nothing different than the games that we play
Loose tongues can cost careers at the end of the day
I thought you were amazing, you don't do it for me
'Cause everyone's a problem eventually
To tell yourself that every dick's a tick, won't go wrong
You want your cake and eat it 'cause you just like my songs
I should've never got embroiled with my kinky PC
I only ever loved you, not your enemy
She took away my pain but gave it back to me
'Cause I became her problem eventually
Come on, everybody, dance two metres from me
This cop, she was a flop, not like you see on TV
You said you had a sex dream and it was about me
'Cause you're a fucking expert using CLT
And every prick's a tick to that naughty PC
So I became the problem eventually
When you move against your rival, finish them off
They're bound to come back at you and they'll have a good pop
You hurt me very badly when your plan went so wrong
That's why I'm writing to you via this little song
You made me love you l- but you never loved me
So I became your problem eventually
Let's dance
Social distance
Do the social distance
Do the social distance
Do the social distance
Stop
The moral to this story is "buy CLT"
To trick and use the people that you casually meet
Make sure when implementing you don't ever get caught
So keep your shallow smile, take a leaf from my book
Eventually you went and did the dirty on me
'Cause I became your problem eventually
The last time that I saw you I had COVID-19
I never got to tell you why I've been like I've been
I should have watched Prime Suspect 1973
So stick to Johnny Vegas 'cause he lives down your street
It worked for you, you're ruthless, left his family
'Cause you became the problem eventually