It'll end with a bang It'll end with a gun It'll end with a chorus Then another one It'll end in ten minutes And too many beers Oh, it might struggle on To the end of this year It'll end with the credits And a copyright sign It'll end with a ticket That leads to a fine It'll end with a trial An arrest by the cops It'll end in a sentence And then a full stop It'll end with a whimper Or maybe a thud It'll end with a headstone Your name will be mud It'll end with a coin Placed on each eye It'll end with all children Chanting Goodbye That's how it'll end It'll end with a chance Of a sequel for sure It'll end with the pitiful Hope of some more It'll end with an inquest A chance to resign It'll end with a word That is twice underlined (It'll end with a word That is twice underlined) It'll end with a cookie That comes with the check It'll end with a chase And a high-speed wreck It'll end when you didn't Expect that it would And once it is gone It'll be gone for good It'll end with a war It'll end all wrong It'll end with a new David Bowie song It'll end in tension It'll end in tears And it might struggle on till The end of this year A that's how it'll end That's how it'll end It'll end with a high sign End in a flash It'll end with the promise Of bags full of cash It'll end with a man All alone in the snow He's searching for something That he'll never know It'll end in an instant Good luck and nice try It'll end with a simile Like a goodbye It'll end in ten minutes And too much wine And it might struggle on Till the end of all time And that's how it'll end That's how it'll end That's how it'll end That's how it'll end