Madmen, lovers Schizo friends We all have our ways Clink your glass Let's be glad We all have our ways ♪ The phone is ringing Must be the guy Who says' a genius Says he's as good as Bach In a cowboy hat He wants to get laid Ok come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares ♪ He says I look like Simmons And gives me a book Cause he's a fan of Kiss After he leaves the place I notice the book It has a due date Ok come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares ♪ He says he has a double neck He wants me to have Cause I'm so talented I gotta go to his place Pick up the guitar As he gets naked Ok come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways Come on Who cares We all have our ways ♪ He says he'll give me a ride No matter how far He's such a nice guy He offered me free sex In the back of his car He's such a nice guy I ended up With no book No genius No ride Guitar No genius I ended up With no book No genius No ride Guitar No genius