There's a bird living in my beard And if I let it grow down to here I won't need no clothes If the wind don't blow I've been drinking this Cuervo gold like I own half of Mexico And I don't think that I wanna ever leave We've come a long way Jose Eighteen minutes twenty-two hours three hundred twenty-nine days You taught me to shoot straight my faithful compadre It's all been one hell of a ride Just watching those palm trees sway We've come a long way Jose It all started when she took off her ring Laughed at me ha! and gave it a fling right into the sand Then went off with some man I got a metal detector I'm ok Seems a four carat diamond ring goes a long long way And I'm fine cus I got a credit line We've come a long way Jose Nineteen minutes twenty-two hours three hundred twenty-nine days You taught me to shoot straight my faithful compadre It's all been one hell of a ride Just watching those palm trees sway We've come a long way Jose You taught me to shoot straight my faithful compadre It's all been one hell of a ride Just watching those palm trees sway We've come a long way Jose Twenty-one minutes twenty-two hours three hundred twenty-nine days You taught me to shoot straight my faithful compadre It's all been one hell of a ride Just watchin those palm trees sway We've come a long way Jose