It's time to join the conga line That's been growing since the dawn of time Homo habilis, shortly outwit us By using sticks and stones It's the circle of life, the ant mill for mammals Wondering why? Here's a couple examples Fire, belief systems, open-toed shoes Uh, free will As you abuse the virgin for her oil Break her back and dry her soil Frack too hard, you'll get screwed royally Now I know what you are thinking "Get some help and stop your drinking" But addictions are affliction, man would kill for a prescription Our compulsion to keep using tells us that our life's worth losing I am not a nihilist Just one productive hedonist It went from Nazareth to Hollywood The gospel of our childhood These prophets are unqualified To herd the sheep with woolen eyes It's any crook they heed They are gluttons for their feed So I guess it's up to me To set them fuckers free Class defined by classrooms With no ceilings made with glass to breakthrough It's stairs compared to elevators Faith's what pays the educators What is obsolete like phrenology It's our ponyless economy So we jump-start a war and hope it works like before Then lose the data we store to some prick from offshore Don't let your delusion cause The union's dissolution Loosened lips sinks mighty ships It's your open beaks that start the leak Friendly fascist Self-proclaimed advocates Dictating what is socially blasphemous The foundation for identity Meets cultural validity So don't ask for permission, gender isn't a religion If you want something then use your words Don't govern mine to feel secure I don't know why I'm doing any of this These lyrics are completely pointless Thanks for watching