I've just shit myself in public And I don't know what to do I've given the world a present Made from my iridescent poo And I've just shit myself in public (Haha, shit) And now I'm calling on you And oh, what am I gonna do? I can't take an Uber 'Cause I'm afraid it'd drop my rating And I can't go in the subway 'Cause that would be irritating And my social anxiety would skyrocket 'Cause they can tell that I've taken a shit in public I shit myself in public Oh in public But this is the end of the song