In the morning and in the evening When you think you're alone Too many hours in your apartment Has made me hard as a stone I've tried to crack you I told you you're the one But you must have thought that I was gone I told you a lot of lies just to get laid But your heart is hard as a stone You are vicious but I'm a man I'm gonna do what I can to remain hard as a stone That little pigeon, where did you find her? I had to break her every bone Eleven hours in your pool No longer hard as a stone She was delicious Now I'm the star If you want to be what you are You've gotta be hard as a stone Her heart is Her heart is Her heart is hard Hard as a stone Her heart is Her heart is Her heart is hard Ah ha ha, hard as a stone You're mean But I'm a man It's not exactly what I planned But it seems I'm hard as a stone Her heart is Her heart is Her heart is hard Hard as a stone Her heart is Her heart is Her heart is hard 'Cause you're hard as a stone