I got you sneaking out the ghetto
Where you were going, I'll never know
Thought we were friends
I gave you jobs and housed you
And then I said that I was pissed
No you can't get in, you're not on the list
So, here's ten things I really
Hate about Jews
Ten, you're so rich
Nine, you look Asian
Eight long days for holidays
And seventh day of the rest, it's kind of lazy
Only six million and the rest escaped me
Five, your lox sucks
Four, and your soup
Three, I need your gold teeth and shoes
Two sips of your grape juice and your drunk dude
One, I spent my gas money getting rid of you
Your movies suck, the reboots too
You can't come up with anything new
Stop making sequels and give us
Back our money
I won't even watch "Terminator 6"
Just let it die, Arnold, you bitch
Now here's ten more reasons
Why you can't stay in my country
Ten, you don't lift
Nine, you're basic
Eight, I'm just well, kind of racist
Seven, you dress great for a neckbeard pagan
Six, you don't eat pig, it's a waste of bacon
Five, you suck dick
Four, and fuck you
Three, I wish I never met you
Two, kill all you would sit weird in my gut dude
One, I hate the fact that you made me love Jews
You made me love Jews
You made me love Jews
How'd you made me love Jews?
We had a bone that I had to pick
We can move on now, what do you think?
But first, here's some things that I still
Hate about Jews
Ten, you don't shellfish
Nine, you eat bagels
Eight, let's put this on the table
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked in the shower
Six, you're gay
Five, you're fuckwits
Four, you are jews
Three, I still have gas leak issues
Too many twists of the knob made it stuck, dude
Juan the Mexican didn't fix it, I'm screwed