I'm Pikachu, achoo, achoo
When they throw down
I'm the 1 they choose
It's true, achoo, I'm true
I'm the hardest Asian bouncin' gangsta from the street
I'm changin', I'm inside a ball that's white and red
They throw in GameBoy games and on the Switch Nintendo Games
And on the cards that kids will play with
In Pearl Harbor, I did suicide and flied a plane into an island
For Japan, I'll give my life
Been hot since you listened to Hanson
Now Charmander turned black
Dude it's Charizard nigga, new phone who dis?
And the Arab version of Wooloo flew into shit
Like Fouseytube did on September 11th
Look it up dude, I ain't fuckin' with you man
But the baddest pimp is Raichu and he turned into it from Pikachu
Achoo, achoo, my Asian friends they all made me soup
A soup, achoo, I'm cool and I boned them cosplay Sailor Moon hoes
At the nerd convention
I'm Pikachu, achoo, achoo
I'm trained to kill with the Tai Kwon du
Achoo, achoo, achoo, and nobody really knows if I'm a male or female gender
I'm a mouse that sends electric shit and fucks you up
I'm too lit and I hang with Ashton Ketchup and we be sailing cross the ocean
Always trainin' buncha chickens and the dogs and little roaches
And he keeps them in a little ball, yo Charmander, you're chosen
He's a fire tip tail lizard that's left in the shit abandoned
But then started training with us but then disobeyin' Ashton
He turn black when he's evolved into that Charizard
And packs him couple pistols and a maga hat
And shoutin' "let's go, Brandon"
I'm Pikachu, achoo, achoo
I fuckin' train and I'm juicin' too
It's true, achoo, I'm true
I'm a hardass yellow critter hangin' out with Ashton Ketchum
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
Charmander's gay and he hates the Jews
Achoo, achoo, achoo
Swear to god if no one gets this goddamn guy a fuckin' Kleenex
It's that college-bound kid bullshit anime made by Japanese chooches
It's a hit show made by goyim, they must've learned a thing or 2
When Jewish television producers traveled through to escape from Europe
They said "let us through and we'll teach you to make animal cartoon shit"
(That cartoon shit, that cartoon shit, that cartoon shit)
And you want me to change? Raichu
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
This blackface Jynx is a rapist too
Come through, come through, come through
Let's train rabbits, cats, and dogs to kill each other like Michael Vick
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
This show's so cringe and the games are too
Achoo, achoo, achoo, all these Pokemon are slaves without health care
Without a pension