First stumbled in stone sober I'm drunk on sadness now Watching rom-coms from 2007 He's a piece of crap In glasses with weird hair And she doesn't care He lies to his friends He lies to his wife He barely does the minimum and she gives him her whole life The numbers don't add up there And my head hurts from doing the math Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that The numbers don't add up there I worry that the bar's too high I worry that it's gone Disappeared into the ether Thought this could be something But he's smiling at his phone And I'm right here, all alone She's kind but not blind She knows he's a jerk He has the whole movie and he's still a piece of work The numbers don't add up there And my head hurts from doing the math Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that The numbers don't add up there I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind And my head hurts from doing the math Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that The numbers don't add up there First stumbled in stone sober I'm drunk on sadness now Watching rom-coms from 2007