Just say you're from Philadelphia No one asks for clarity They tried to change our high school's name And all they got was hilarity Bob Saget didn't live here for long And neither did my sanity But ask anyone, I've had my fun in Abington You say your name, if it's the same Penny's gives a rose for free Or head on down to Wawa now You'll probably know somebody They never gave us snow days enough That icy drive was misery But ask anyone, I've had my fun in Abington And when it hits July and that parade goes by We'll look at Glenside Weldon and we'll heave a sigh They're always making changes, couldn't tell you why But every time you say goodbye You know you'll miss that Keswick bliss All those shops you'll never see When you return, you gave your word Your name will be on that marquee Some say they wish they'd lived somewhere else To me, that thought's a rarity Ask anyone, I've had my fun in Abington Ask anyone, I've had my fun in Abington