Article one: take this medicine Article two: holy shit, dude, you're dying Articles three through nineteen all deal with hygiene Article twenty's only online Page one: a pretty thing, holding a pretty thing Page two: a germ with a head cold Pages three through nineteen are just advertising Pretty things you too can hold These things in our lives, they're worthless These things in our lives, they're worthless All these things in our lives are worthless All that really matters in the end is love These things in our lives, they're worthless These things in our lives, they're worthless All these things in our lives are worthless All that really matters in the end is love Article one: you are less-than Article two: you should really feel bad Articles three through nineteen are frightening nonsense Article twenty's just an ad These things in our lives, they're worthless These things in our lives, they're worthless All these things in our lives are worthless All that really matters in the end is love