Story of my life Story of my life I remember dancing on tables Peeling off the beer bottle labels Kickflips in the counter Falling in the sink I remember back in the old days When I woke up in a drunk haze Hanging with the drunks down at the bar Looking for a fight Those days are gone Story of my life On my way Suit and tie again Say no more I'll be on the kitchen floor On Sunday Running round with my mates Drink all day Looking fine I'm feeling great I remember silly string fights We were staying up until daylight I even proposed at the wing place You should've seen the waitresses face I remember song in the disco Fake tales of San Francisco Calling up everyone I know Those days are gone Story of my life On my way Suit and tie again Say no more I'll be on the kitchen floor On Sunday Running round with my mates Drink all day Looking fine I'm feeling great