I know you told me that you're fine and that thought's not on your mind but honestly, I just don't think that's true
This ride's been fun, we've both bent over
Backwards just for each other best believe, that it's not over now
And I'm still not okay with how much you're getting laid, but my father's having one hell of a time
I've heard what's in the jeans is passed on through the genes
And now you have the proof
I came out of my room this morning, still heard my father snoring quietly, I went to make some food
Then you're there at the kitchen table, and I can see it's cold out
And the hickey from dad in the mood
And I'm still not okay with how much you're getting laid, but my brother's having one hell of a time
I've heard what's in the jeans is passed on through the genes
And now you have the proof
Said it's time to have an upgrade why, oh why, was this your choice?
I know I said my family's best, but this is not what I had had in mind
Then ten years later, found you spooning, came down for family reunion there I met my newest brother Dave
This ride's been fun, but I can tell you, things worked out how they 'ought to
Child-free and with a brand new friend
And I'm still not okay with how much you're getting laid, but my mother's having one hell of a time
I've heard what's in the jeans is passed on through the genes
And now you have the proof
Said it's time to have an upgrade why, oh why, was this your choice?
I know I said my family's best, but this is not what I had had in mind