Biography

WinterHaven is a punk rock band. What else do you want? Song recommendations? “Parasite” is good. “Ted Cruz” is a classic (and not what it seems). “My Therapist Told Me to Keep it in the Family (But I Don’t Think This Is What She Meant)” is like showering in the dark: if you can relate, you should probably seek professional counseling. “Hold On” is a favorite, I suppose. But only to my mom, bless her heart. 
 “How do you do it?” people ask. “Run around on a stage, play live music, try to entertain the tens of people that go to your shows?” The simple answer is: a sugar high resulting from a severely unhealthy dosage of chocolate milk straight out of the gallon. It’s a strict routine, but we do it for you. 
 We’ve just released our sophomore album “Beer, Bongs, and Beans”. If you like us, go ahead and shoot us a text, DM, or email (especially if you happen to own a recording studio/label). We’ll make sure to write back as eloquently as we can. We are mostly children, so you’ll have to bear with our professional-email-writing ability. We swapped out of that class in high school and took culinary instead. 
 If you LOVE us, we’re all currently accepting girlfriend applications, just leave your name and number in our DM’s. Professionally, of course.