Scumbag with an icepop
Taxi driver using eye drops
Old man wearing no jocks
Young ones talking about the clothes shops
Listening to disco pops
I'm grinding on the garda cop
Please don't take me to the garda shop
Drinking altar wine with some swine
No one told me pissing on a dog was a crime
Strolling to the easy shop
Stroking a crate of yop
Dancing with a floppy mop
Charming all the sweets and treats off the muppets
Working at the easy shop
You know I never was
Never was I stung rapid
From Henry Street to Church Street
I've lifted everything from shelving to mince meat
Tubers, beets and seeds
Hammers, nails and saws
Everything belongs to a scumbag with an icepop
Racing like a piss horse
Developing a discourse
Between myself and a clothes horse
Sharing all the sweet and treats
With the horses standing round the race course
And that's a nice day for a scumbag with an ice pop
You know I never was
No I never was stung rapid