Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Yeah I'm a freak
Don't care who it is I'm just try'na get cheeks
Any day of the week
Call me Mario cause I'm try'na fuck Peach, ay
When it's the right time
I'm playin' Apex and I'm try'na fuck Lifeline
Samus I just wanna touch it
I don't know if it's a girl I just know I'm try'na fuck it, ay
I don't fuck with Princess Bubblegum
Marceline is my queen face down while she mumble some
I know she on the same thang
The Powerpuff Girls are 20 and you know I'm try'na gang bang, ay
So give me all their digits
I'm a Family Guy so even Meg could fuckin' get it
And don't get me started on Lois
Titties lookin' good you know I'm try'na motorboat it, ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
I don't even need to leave the house
All I need is wifi, phone, and a couch
Maybe lube and a towel
You ever see Asuna? Man I wanna fuckin' put it in her mouth, ay
Pokemon can get fucked too
Eevee and Vulpix, Jigglypuff too
And you know Leela is my girl
In the future I'ma make sure her toes curl, yea
Yea I want Lisa and Can't
Fuck so long that I might pull a hammy, ay
She call me Billy when Mandy's
In the back seat gettin' fucked in a Camry, ay
I got a lot of final fantasies
Yuna and Tifa I'm sure you all can agree
Give a fuck 'bout titties or the butt
Call me SpongeBob even Sandy get a nut, ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a fuck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay