Well I was born an original sinner. I was born from original sin. And if I had a dollar bill For all the things I? ve done There? d be a mountain of money Piled up to my chin... My mother told me good My mother told me strong. She said be true to yourself And you can? t go wrong. But there? s just one thing That you must understand. You can fool with your brother? But don? t mess with a missionary man. Don? t mess with a missionary man. Don? t mess with a missionary man. Well the missionary man He? s got God on his side. He? s got the saints and apostles Backin? up from behind. Black eyed looks from those Bible books. He? s a man with a mission Got a serious mind. There was a woman in the jungle And a monkey on a tree. The missionary man he was followin? me. He said stop what you? re doing. Get down upon your knees. I? ve got a message for you that you? d better believe.