Captain T is on the bridge
The ship departs to cross the ocean
He'll make this liner great again
He boasts of his devotion
Captain T says this ship is the best
The greatest, everybody says
They tell him its the biggest ever
The most beautiful of ships it is
As we depart we hear of ice bergs
In the latest weather reports
But then Captain T speaks fiery
Don't you worry he retorts
Heard the officers arguing while
The ship is running full steam ahead
Other vessels that hit the ice bergs
Reported quite a number dead
But captain T says do not worry
The icebergs will just go away
They're just a hoax don't you see
To keep our beautiful ship at bay
Captain T touts anti-freeze
As it keeps everything ice free
He suggest for us to drink it
So that we may not freeze at sea
In other ships they now must wear life vests
And they exercise the boats
Here in ours we're free to smoke
Right on the open fuel depot
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Captain T now tells us there wouldn't be
Ice bergs if we just wouldn't look
Told the outlooks to turn in for
The night to protect the course he took
We pick up speed as the party resumes
And we don't wanna see that the icebergs loom
Captain T says 99 of hundred are fine
Then i feel a whiff of cold air in my spine
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I hear a loud crack in the hull
As the cold ice slices through our wall
And a chorus of those that perish calls him
Captain T your recklessness it kills us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your recklessness kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
And a chorus of those that perish
Your incompetence kills us all
Captain T your vanity kills us all
Your recklessness kills us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your vanity kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
Only cares for his own image
Nothing matters but that golden calf
And our voices they do accuse
Captain T you recklessly sink us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your vanity kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your recklessness kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your recklessness kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
And a chorus of those that perish
Your incompetence kills us all
Captain T your vanity kills us all
Your recklessness kills us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your vanity kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
Only cares for his own image
Nothing matters but that golden calf
And our voices they do accuse
Captain T you recklessly sink us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your vanity kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T he carelessly sinks us all
And the souls of those that perish cry out
Your recklessness kills us all
And their voices they do accuse
Captain T